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So I had to work on my brakes the other day and there was some kind of chemical on the parts. I washed it off but the stink was so bad that I put them outside until I could do the work.

I've been working out a lot lately and I noticed a urine smell on my sweaty clothes. I figured I was dehydrated.I only drink distilled water now because for some reason most water leaves a dry after taste. I drank some pedialite and I felt better but I didn't feel like going to the store so I looked for sources of sodium potassium and zinc in the house. My house ( the bunker ) is well stocked. I found some potassium bitartrate. I bought it to grow crystals but it is a food additive used in desserts like lemon meringue pie and angel food cake.I mixed 1 teaspoon in a liter bottle. I took a tiny sip and immediately didn't feel right. I went to sleep and I was achy all over, my hands hurt, my head hurt and my eyes hurt. I went to the google for help(That's a joke). I thought I might have overdosed on potassium but the dosage was well below the rda. I felt terrible for a while I took a tylenol and had some coffee and I felt a little better. I ate some fruit and some chocolate. Finally I found some peppermint candy canes.I ate one and within 10 minutes I felt almost completely better. I had to keep eating them till the feeling was gone.

I've been very lonely. The funny thing is that I have been getting signals from the ladies. With respect to them I will only say that I was flattered but why would they be interested In a broke ass guy with no friends who is probably 10 years older. Signals are good but in order to meet you have to start a conversation. I thought I heard an ex girlfriend say hi today at the store with her significant other standing right behind her.

I listen to the local radio station. I can receive like 3 channels that I can tolerate. The local station plays pop music.So I go to check the local station and it's gone. But when I tune nearby  they have a country station that claims it is in my town. People in town are really weird about people playing music but it is very enjoyable to cruise and listen to good music. Today the county station is gone and the  regular station is back. I have also heard a lot of strange traffic on the cb radio. I think it might be coming from across the road. I get very bad cellphone reception here.

I tried to get a water distiller but I have been having trouble getting one. I've ordered 2 and they have been canceled. Purified water is water filtered under pressure ( reverse osmosis). I knew distilled water was pure because they use it for chemistry. Today I went to the store and they were almost out. I need to flush out my system and take it easy for a while. the water I got tastes ok so far. I noticed more distilled water in the infant section.

Basicly they are trying to trick me. Either they are making a fool out of me or they want me to quit thinking about certain problems. What I know is that if they can do all this then they can help me. If they don't help me then they are not my friends. I'm in the phonebook.


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I told you that I had interesting stories. One day I got up early and went to the grocery store to avoid the crowd. All the workers in the store where busy but they kept saying things that seemed to apply to me. I was looking for tortillas so I went up the aisle looking .I didn't see them. I made a left 180 and went down the next isle. The workers where busy stocking the shelves.I said "good morning". One lady looked at me and said "We're sorry". I could sense sadness and anger in her face. I made another left turn and looked up the aisle I went down first. The tortillas where laying in the floor like someone had tried to quickly put them on the shelf. It was a long time before I went back. I did make a grocery list before leaving.

Another strange thing I remember happening to me was around 93-94.I had a phone installed and I stayed up all night thinking how I could use the phone to do some business and make money. I had this wild idea about using the phone lines and computers like a library. I had never owned a computer. I told a family member about the idea. Then we turned on the tv. There was a sunday show on the local ABC network channel and they where talking about some kind of merger that was going to create "the information superhighway". Yes, I created the internet (humor). I bought a computer soon after that.

One day I was at work. There was a job opening and I had to take a test to qualify. Me and another guy took the test. I went to the breakroom and watched tv. On the news was a story about how to get a promotion. The strange thing was they mentioned my exact job and said "if you don't get the promotion don't get angry".  You know what happened though ,right? I didn't get the promotion and I did get angry.

Edit: the last event was the first I remember happening.

I have more interesting stories!

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