joke war

I had this idea to start a "joke war". Then I realized that less fortunate people like me always get laughed at more. That was a stupid idea. I keep hearing someone say they will burn me. So I thought about being "roasted" or "burned" and it was hilarious but it got old because it was always my turn.

I really can't do lines. I do improvisation pretty good in my opinion but a memorized line never works for me.

I get accused of stuff all the time by voices I don't know. But I admit that I think I have telepathy. They seem to be afraid to admit something. What kind of war is this?