You've got mail

I had to go to the post office today. I put it off for many days because people like to harass me there too. The office is full of pretty young women and they always say stuff that messes with me. I always lock my doors when I go anywhere. You know being in a bad neighborhood...... So I came out and my doors were unlocked one time. That's one of hundreds of things these people have did to frustrate me. You can't get too frustrated because something as small as a fly can cause you to smack yourself really hard. Anyway. My stereo seemed to change to a specific song on the way there. And when I got back it played a song I didn't know I had. So I'm pretty sure someone is messing with my electronics. They might have noticed that I kept the music down and I went straight home this time. I feel like they are trying to tell me something. If you are trying to tell me something  there is this other electronic device called the telephone. I've told you many times my number is in the  phone book. So now you made a promise. Don't pretend you didn't. I'm sitting here bored and lonely, for you. I quit visiting a certain site over what I believe to be misleading signals. I will only give you one chance. Are you sincere or a liar. It's going to take more than a song to make me believe you.

I may be a fool but liars make fools.


P.S.

My grandpa helped create this place and you have nearly destroyed me. Besides that, I earned everything you took from me through hard work. And someone shit on my loyalty.