jokes

I have to start writing them down since I have nobody to tell them to.

I saw the headline this morning "guns stocks rise when school shootings happen".

keep the stock on your shoulder or the kick will throw it over your back.

the english language is flexible like that. themedia is deliberately sending messages that way.

I don't have my degree with me but I can show you the bill and you can imagine how smart I am.

I have a whole series on batman. the worst hero ever.

he has a bat symbol and he runs around in a cape. just like dracula....

he is the only hero with a sidekick. robin is the hired help.

his super  power is money. he doesn't invent his tools he just buys them. at least ironman makes his own.

he doesn't shar his tools with commissioner gordon. he's like " just shine the bat light in the sky so everyone knows you need me".


I'm quite the Joker.